WTF Florida: Woman Finds 5-Foot Boa Just Chillin’ On Her Car Hood

October 21, 2025

Florida, we need to talk. Because WHY did a woman in Clearwater walk up to her car and find a five-foot boa constrictorvibing on her hood like it pays rent??

Clearwater Police said it all went down on Oct. 12 along Franklin Street. The woman was probably just trying to live her best “normal day” life—until she spotted the actual nightmare fuel that is a giant snake stretched across her car.

Officers pulled up with a snake hook (so casual) and somehow managed to scoop the slithery menace into a box. The boa, which cops think was an abandoned pet, was taken to a local pet store in hopes of finding it a new home—because apparently this snake just wanted a change of address.

Florida wildlife never misses an opportunity to keep us all on edge. First it’s gators in pools, now it’s snakes on cars. What’s next—iguanas driving Teslas?? 💀

Written by: Bobby