Dunkin’ Dropped a Thirst Trap and It’s for…a Spider Donut?

It’s all part of a marketing play that really leans into the “grab your attention” vibe, but Dunkin’ didn’t stop there. These donuts are out here trying to slide into DMs with some hilariously saucy lines: “I’ve got the long legs, all I need is the daddy,” and “Trying to find me a water spout.” Excuse me? This donut has more game than half my feed.

If you’re wondering why this feels like both a pastry ad and your friend’s spicy TikTok captions combined, that’s the point. Dunkin’ is tapping into a cheeky, tongue-in-cheek strategy — remind us all why it’s a big snack (literally and figuratively) and make us laugh in the process.

But, for real, when was the last time you saw a donut try harder than a certain thirsty spider we all know and love from Charlotte’s Web? Imagine if her fifth web just read: “Spank me and pull my hair, you freak!” Dunkin’ is taking us on a wild ride straight to Halloween brunch, and we’re so here for it.