Lizzo & SZA Almost Formed a Rock Band Called WHAT?! 🎸🤯

February 18, 2025

Imagine a world where Lizzo and SZA weren’t just R&B queens but full-blown rockstars. Well, apparently, that almost happened—and their band name? Pu**y Lasers. Yes, you read that right. Pu**y. Lasers.And honestly? The way that would’ve shaken the industry to its core.

Lizzo hopped on Twitch to spill the tea about their almost-band era, revealing that she and SZA, along with a mystery third musician (we need answers!), were serious about starting a rock group.

ccording to Lizzo, their creative sessions were immaculate vibes. “We got this little period of time where we were just linking up in the studio, and eating pasta and drinking,” she shared. (SZA & Lizzo-fueled pasta rock anthems?? We deserved this.)

One of those nights led to the creation of “F2F”, the pop-punk banger from SZA’s SOS album, where Lizzo actually provided background vocals. “I was just like, ‘I hope, I hope she puts it on the album,’” she said. “And then one day out of the blue, she just texted me the finished version, and I was just like, ‘And this is why you’re the GOAT.’”

Pu**y Lasers Would’ve Eaten, No Crumbs

As expected, the internet is spiraling over what could’ve been:
💬 “SZA and Lizzo in a rock band called Pu**y Lasers would have been legendary!”
💬 “Pu**y Lasers sounds like a vibe I didn’t know I needed! 🍝🎸 Can you imagine the pasta-fueled rock anthems? What a duo!”

Same. Honestly, same.

While the band didn’t happen (yet?), “F2F” is proof that their chaotic creative energy is pure gold. Manifesting a Pu**y Lasers reunion in 2025—because the world isn’t ready, but we need it. 💫

Written by: MJ