Step Into the Stars: Miami’s New Astrology Hotline Phone Booth Is So Your Vibe 🔮✨

April 8, 2025

Craving some cosmic clarity? Mercury in retrograde messing with your vibe again? Same. But now, Miami’s got something majorly aligned for you.

Say hello to the Astrology Hotline Phone Booth at The Standard Miami — a bright yellow portal of planetary wisdom that’s here to spill all the astro tea ☎️💫

What’s the vibe?

🔊 Step in + listen up — every month, local astrology baddie Lori Bell drops your sign’s forecast straight into your ears.
♈️♉️♊️ Fresh horoscopes hit monthly, so yes, your chaotic love life will be addressed.
🧘 Want more? You can book a full-on 90-minute deep chart reading with Lori at The Spa, because your rising sign deserves luxury too.

But wait — there’s more 🌙🍸

Every Friday from 6–9PM, head to Monterrey Bar where it’s giving astrology chic meets happy hour magic:

✨ Zodiac-themed cocktails based on the elements:
🔥 Fire signs, you’re spicy and bold (duh)
🌍 Earth signs, calm and grounded but kinda boujee
💨 Air signs, flirty & mysterious
🌊 Water signs, soft but deadly (in the best way)

Think Sidecars, think Le Lido (a dreamy mix of tequila, aloe, melon & more) — your sign’s got its own signature sip.