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todayMay 22, 2025
Okay, so being a Swiftie in 2025 is basically just playing 4D chess against Taylor Swift and losing. Constantly. We’ve been clowning for Reputation (Taylor’s Version) since the first vault opened, and yet… no album. No announcement. No mercy.
But just because we don’t have a release date doesn’t mean we’re not being fed. From snake necklaces to suspiciously timed “Delicate” drops, Blondie has been slithering her way through our lives with all kinds of Rep TV easter eggs. So let’s break down every. single. one. so far:
Remember when Taylor rolled up to the VMAs in that silver rhinestone dress? Yeah, the one that looked exactly like the “LWYMMD” bathtub scene. We thought she was about to drop Reputation (TV) right then and there. But nah, she swerved and gave us Red (TV) three months later. Was it an easter egg? A red herring? A serve? Yes to all.
While accepting Best Pop at the MTV Awards, Taylor casually said she “loved slinking around genres”… while literally making a snake motion with her hand. Wearing a black, studded, grunge-coded dress. Like, sis? We see you. Loud and hissy.
When the Eras Tour movie dropped, Taylor posted:
“Look what you genuinely made me do. Getting in the car now.”
HELLO?? That was a direct Rep reference and an inside joke. It gave us serotonin and suffering in one caption.
In her Time cover story, she called the vault tracks for Rep (TV) “fire” and then posted about it on IG with the caption:
“i have tRuSt iSSueS”
Which — sorry — absolutely screams Reputation-coded with the random caps and snake-like ssssss. This wasn’t subtle. This was a hiss.
Taylor wore the same black and red snake jumpsuit for 131 straight shows. Then BOOM — for show #132 she hits us with a black and gold one featuring a brand new snake design. Snake-head Karyn was back and shinier than ever. Why the change now? Suspicious behavior.
After ignoring this Reputation banger for the entire tour, Taylor finally unleashed “I Did Something Bad” live. And yeah, the crowd lost it. That was her soft-launching war.
She flips through all the eras super fast — except Reputation. That one got the slo-mo page treatment. Like she wanted us to look. 👀
Swifties found three hoodies stacked on Taylor’s site:
Green (Debut)
Pink w/ “summer” on it (Lover?)
Black (HELLO REPUTATION)
Is it a release order hint? A fashion moment? A coincidence? With Taylor? Literally never.
Taylor rocked a snake necklace (that looked exactly like her OG Rep jewelry) while accepting her award. Coincidence? No. Calculated chaos? Always.
August 2023: “Delicate (TV)” played in The Summer I Turned Pretty
August 2023: “LWYMMD (TV)” teaser in Wilderness trailer
March 2024: “LWYMMD (TV)” in The Dynasty: New England Patriots doc
May 2025: Longer “LWYMMD (TV)” snippet in The Handmaid’s Tale — and it dropped 6 days before the AMAs, when Swifties are fully expecting an announcement 👀
ICYMI, Taylor’s legal team filed for a final extension on the Reputation (Taylor’s Version) trademark. She has until August 16th to put it into “commercial use.”
So basically… she has to do something before then. Unless she lets it lapse and starts over (but when has she ever missed a deadline she didn’t control??).
No Rep (TV) release date (yet)
But so many clues it’s basically a scavenger hunt
Trademark deadline: August 16th 🗓️
Snake content is spiking.
Vault tracks = 🔥
We’re not delusional, we’re decoding.
Swifties, keep your eyes peeled, your playlists ready, and your snake emojis on deck. The clock is ticking, and the Reputation era is coming… we just know it. 🐍⏳
Now say it with us: BIG REPUTATION, BIG REPUTATION. 💅
Written by: MJ