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Katy Perry Just Went to Space and TBH, Earth Is Feeling Kinda Mid Now 🚀🌍
Pop girlies, space girlies, science girlies — unite. Because Katy Perry just made her debut as a literal astronaut, and we are not kidding. The “Teenage Dream” icon launched into actual space alongside five other amazing women, marking the first all-female spaceflight since 1963 — yes, SIXTY years ago. Like… girl history is literally being made.
The crew took off from West Texas (yes, apparently rockets launch from there) on one of Jeff Bezos’ Blue Origin rockets and floated around the edge of space for about 11 minutes of zero-gravity slay before safely returning to Earth. And if you’re wondering whether Katy sang mid-spaceflight? She did. “What a Wonderful World” no less — cue the tears.
“I feel super connected to love,” Katy said post-landing, holding a daisy — the flower she brought with her to honor her daughter, Daisy Dove. 🥹🌼
Joining Katy on this intergalactic girl trip were Lauren Sanchez (Bezos’ fiancée), Gayle King (CBS queen), Aisha Bowe(former NASA rocket scientist, no big deal), Amanda Nguyen (scientist + activist legend), and Kerianne Flynn (film producer and lowkey space diva now?).
Oh and yeah, Oprah was there sobbing, because bestie Gayle just WENT TO SPACE. Same, Oprah. Same.
Let’s be real — this whole thing felt like a soft-launch for the Real Housewives of the Milky Way. And with celebs like Kris Jenner and Khloé Kardashian also in attendance? You just know someone’s pitching a space reality show as we speak.
🎥 Coming soon: “Keeping Up With the Cosmos” — don’t say we didn’t warn you.
And while Blue Origin stays hush-hush on pricing, rumor has it you’ll need at least $150k just to drop a deposit. Soooo… how long until influencers are taking #sponsored zero-gravity selfies? When do we get the first brand trip to the stratosphere? Is Rare Beauty launching in orbit or nah?
Katy Perry just said ✨girl power but make it interstellar✨ — and we’re honestly never coming back down.
BRB updating our vision boards:
Girl dinner
Soft launch situationship
Outer space
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Written by: MJ