Meet the Baker Who Gets Paid to Make Custom Cakes—Then Sit on Them

February 5, 2025

Alright, so I follow a lot of food content on my FYP. You know, the whole range—cookie decorators, salad geniuses, roast masters, all of it. But the other day, this cake baker popped up on my feed, and let me tell you, I was not prepared for the journey she took me on.

It All Starts Innocently Enough…The baker? Absolute queen of elaborate cakes. And she kicks things off with:

“What’s up my buttercream B****? We’re back at it with another episode of Cakes on Cakes.”

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Today’s project? A super sweet, classic wedding anniversary cake. She goes full-on traditional—two-tiered, elegant, decorated with flowers, a little razzle-dazzle. And just when I’m thinking, Okay, this is giving luxury, she throws on a twist: mini plastic dinosaurs. Cute, quirky, love it.

And Then… CHAOS.

She wraps up with:

“This one came really cute. Hope you guys enjoyed it. But it’s gonna happen. We’re gonna take this cake and we’re gonna crashhh.”

EXCUSE ME?!

One minute, we’re in a Pinterest-worthy wedding cake fantasy. The next? She turns around, wearing cropped sweatpants (crapants, if you will), and straight-up SITS on the cake.

The plastic dinosaurs? Yeah, they didn’t survive either. And I’m just sitting there, phone in hand, fully screaming.

The Takeaway?

Baking TikTok will never be predictable. And I guess… cake is temporary, but chaos is forever.

Written by: MJ